My Daemon...

Assalamualaikum...
selamat malam...

My latest visit to serawak...
i met my fren Zalie, Rohe' and Tupong..
sempat gak spent 1 nite kat umah Zalie...

tupong, me, rohe n zalie

After meronggeng mlm2 kat bandar Kuching...
kitorg balik umah ...already 3am that time...
B4 tido tu sempat on9 jap..
then zalie asked me wheather I pernah jwb quesionnaire what is my daemon.

"My what?" i asked him back...
"huh? ko dah tgk golden compass blom? " he asked me sambil wat muka...

I dgn tersipu2 malu terpaksa admit x tgk lagi citer tu...
Hello cant blame me either...kat terengganu tu mana ada cinema...
dah nak tgk mcm mana...dah la nak cari DVD pon susah...

so dia pon explain la dgn panjang lebar...
wat can i say.. minah explain ("p)

"Daemon ni adalah human companion in a form of animal in the magical world Goldan of Compass
it manifest our personality...bla bla bla..." he explained.

magical thinking!!! schizotypal rupanya kawan aku ni...hehehe ("p)

So dia pon suruh gak aku jawab quest tu walaupon kaedahnyer dah kul 3am...
memula tu aku keberatan gak nak jawab...
mana taknyer dalam banyak binatang..ada beberapa daemon tu adalah golongan monyet
eewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!
Xmo...kalo dapat monyet..sah2 dia gelakkan aku mati2an!!!
like i dont know Zalie kan... wink3

Bila aku berkeras xnak jawab..Zalie keluarkan pistol n acu betul2 kat my right temporoparietal bone str8 to limbic area which control our libido...("p)
erks..so nak tak nak aku pon jawab la soklan tu dgn as J.U.J.U.R as possible...
since Zalie wont let his pistol down...
( wakakakaka best tak extended version a.k.a skala pembesaran 1000x ganda)

Then... it takes few minute to come out with the result...
i punya berdebar2 mengalahkan takut nak tunggu result Final exam Professional masa medical school...hehehe

then...... T.A.D.A..........




read by urself...
I myself pon cam tak caya je dgn the result tue ...

but i kinda agree with it..ngeh3

MODEST
PROUD
DEPENDABLE
RESPONSIBLE
SOLITARY

so my frens..
i might look nice outside...
lemah lembut..sopan santun..budi bahasa..pekerti mulia...
(i tgh guling2 atas lantai while typing those words..hahahahaha perasan x hengat!!!)
but inside me...im a lion...
NGAAUUMMM ( erk.....cam tu ke bunyi singa? cam rimau jek...)
wateva!!!
so B.E.W.A.R.E!!!

p/s same goes to my other 2 frens..kena paksa gak dgn si Zalie tue...
Rohe dapat spider
Tupong?...T.I.K.U.S!!!! hahahahahahaha
(pastu he repeat the test...huhuhu nak dpt butterfly la tu!!! V.E.R.A.N.G.A.N.!
jgn ko mimpi tajuk dia...hahahahahhahaha)